I'm telling my dad.
I have been advised that several much more talented writers than I have poached my uniquely satisfying means of dealing with rejections of writing submissions -- i.e. "the rejection blog post".
As these writers are inarguably more gifted and skilled than I, it is my position that they should not be allowed to misrepresent their success by co-opting my inarguably brilliant concept. Why must they STEAL? Why??
My dad's a patent attorney. You'll be hearing from him.